Now that the Big Juicy Bill is in the books, we can all go back to counting the days to election day 2026. Because surely we can count on the Democrats doing the right thing?? Oh no we can’t. Well, how about the Senate and the Big Beautiful Cave, or the Big Beautiful AI Lobby auto-political analysis where free speech is written in Cursor and sincerity is never earned. Elon Musk is almost back to Square One with his third party party. I don’t like the guy, but he takes the edge off the current president. The AI race… Apple buys nothing. Tech media is a minor scam. Substack is worth betting the farm on. What choice do we have? And more.
David Bowie’s last single is repaving my roads. Where once the Beatles strode the earth, now life is a lot more positive commentary than could rationally be expected in our short time on the planet. The simple truth is that AI is just another chance to not quite get there. Our generation has gotten by with such glorious timewasters in the past, but generative tech is such a glorious fart in the presence of God. Nope. Where are we now?
Oddly, this Big Beautiful Bag is more than just Donald’s Revenge. The million a year will make the swing to the right for the 1% Needy a bargain if growth projections prove accurate. No way will the Democrats sweep the midterms. On This week with Hot Tub Time Machine Brinkley, the adminocrats seemed a lot more credible than in the bag. Chris Christie played his A Game, vaulting into an armwrestle with AI Vance in ‘28. Apple will buy ‘nuf AI to get nowhere. No they won’t. Substack will vanish into the America Party in record time. What was I thinkin’? I’m done.
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